With the end of hunting season nearly here, and still unemployed, a thought crossed my mind the other day…what am I going to do when hunting season’s over??? Well, I thought to myself, I’ll just have to do what other normal girls do.
Which leads to the question: what DO normal girls do?
They most likely don’t spend 5 months of every year living off of McDonalds, strawberry poptarts, and energy drink. Not that I’m complaining…I’m practically addicted to McDonalds sweet tea.
They probably don’t wake up at 4:30 am in early December and say “Oh goody, it’s 10 degrees and my lungs will probably freeze the second I step outside…perfect weather for hunting!”
If a normal girl can’t decide what to wear, its probably not because she can’t decide between Mossy Oak or Realtree. Though I have to admit…its not always an easy decision to make.
If someone asks them if they want to go out this weekend, a normal girl probably wouldn’t reply with “Sure, which stand do you want to sit in?” Or, to be a little more specific, a not-normal girl like myself would probably answer with “Sure, but I get to say who sits what stand!”
A normal girl most likely enjoy all four seasons (winter, spring, summer, fall), instead of just enjoying one season (hunting).
Fortunately, I decided I didn’t want to be normal…